a lone fat snail, still in his grandad's boots, & with a twitch in both his horns
had been going a mile a minute, pawing away
at his neighbour's post,
had been going a mile a minute, pawing away
at his neighbour's post,
greasing his ears with lies, two trusty ears that'd heard the lies before—
this snail who'd never leave without a trace,
a sole proprietary trace
this snail who'd never leave without a trace,
a sole proprietary trace
Ah! snail's life can be a bad one, at one moment flattening a verandah board,
a shadow squeezed out from under his hot gut,
& the next harassed
a shadow squeezed out from under his hot gut,
& the next harassed
by the pernickety cat after all, after all whose shadow's greater than his gut
But he thinks it would be great
—the snail thinks!—
But he thinks it would be great
—the snail thinks!—
to lie flat on a cherry plank or slink along the grain towards a friendly ear of
his mistress watering the azaleas
& neighbour who digs alone
his mistress watering the azaleas
& neighbour who digs alone
in his straw hat, behind the fence, content to hear more of his easy streets
til the rooks, flustered and tail bristling,
mistake him for a worm,
til the rooks, flustered and tail bristling,
mistake him for a worm,
the hump-backed worm, and peck like mad at one then both of his silvery horns,
snail rapt lifeless to the top of a tree,
bitten in half
snail rapt lifeless to the top of a tree,
bitten in half
(a horn in one claw & another dripping from a beak,still twitching as he rose)
hardly to be seen in a shadowless sky,
greasy yelps unheard
hardly to be seen in a shadowless sky,
greasy yelps unheard


